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Joke of the Day

"How many male chauvinists does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. Let that bitch cook in the dark"

"How many redditors does it take to send a letter? Three. One to post it, and two to repost it."

"Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm coming through your window, I'm under your bed. Thank you"

"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."

"Nutella. A delicious mix of nuts and umbrellas."

"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."

"*Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath."

"A man walks into a podiatrist and whaps his cock out The staff look at him and say ""thats not a foot"" ""No but its a good 9 inches"" Bu-dum-tissh"

"Photoshop is turning 25 years old this week. Actually, it's 35 but just looks 25."