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Joke of the Day

"How dare you accept my apology, I wasn't really apologizing, that was a trick to get you to say that nothing was my fault"

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"Thank you for telling me the definition of ""many"". It means alot."

"Did you hear about the Pigeon rebellion? Yeah, it was a ""coo"" d'etat."

"Who would have thought.... Some as humble as I am, could be so important.."

"""Poop"" is quite possibly the shittiest palindrome in the whole English language."

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"The most offensive jokes thread? I'll start What is the difference between chopping up a baby and an onion? - chopping up an onion makes you cry."

"Ill A very ill man goes to his doctor, he asks the doctor what to do. 'Take a lot of mud baths' the doctor says. 'Why?' the man asks. 'So you can get used to the ground of course!'"

"What can be found in a cannibal's shower? head & shoulders"