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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh? Ten Tickles"

"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."

"The only thing I know about women is that they have lots of feelings and they're not afraid to tell you about each and every one of them."

"So there were a lot of celebrities at the DNC including Alicia Keys and Katy Perry. Hillary was excited because they are on her iPod. Bill was excited because they were on his to-do list."

"What's the best thing about fucking a transvestite? Reaching around the front and thinking, just for a second, that's it's gone all the way through"

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come back from camp."

"What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening? A pillow"

"You know you're an Alcoholic when you can't even say the word ""sober"" without making air quotes"

"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."