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Joke of the Day

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."

"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"

"Where do you find a turtle with no legs? right where you left it."

"Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children"

"Did you hear about the popular underwear campaign? It was briefly successful"

"She's a perfect 10 A 4 with a 6-pack under her arm."

"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and use lube ( )"

"Teacher: Class we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!"

"I tried to be a gentleman to this pretty lady, so I held the door open for her... But she just screamed at me as she got sucked out of the plane! Women are so ungrateful for nice guys nowadays."