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Joke of the Day

"seven swans to rule them all, six geese to find them, five gold rings to bring them all, and in the pear tree bind them"

"I was sitting on my dolphin, then I fell off. Butt not on porpoise."

"What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts cost $1.50, while deer nuts are under a buck."

"This specimen cup tastes like Coors Light."

"Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly? Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America."

"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"

"Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult? Because they want us all under super-vision!"

"What do you call an old, dead, bloodsucking leech? Margaret Thatcher"

"What do Spiderman and I have in common? We're both in love with Mary Jane"

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."