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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry did you say your name is ned or bread"
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"Why are people so sad in Ferguson? Because they live in misery"
"What do you call a dog with iron balls? Sparky."
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"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"
"I value your opinion as long as you don't offer it"
"What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !"
"What's brown, dirty, and sticky? A stick"
"I sing like an amputee I can't hold a note. I can't carry a tune."