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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding? A film that needs morbids."
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"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."
"What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !"
"How many Liberals does it take to change a lightbulb? The light bulb doesn't want to change and you should stop forcing it to do what it doesn't want to do."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"
"What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted? Retorta"
"Old Chinese proverb: Man who runs in front of car gets tired. Man who runs behind car gets exhausted."
"Sprinklers are just little heads looking around for their friends but they can't find them so they cry"
"What did Luke Skywalker get for his 16th birthday? A Toy-Yoda"
"What's the difference between a bull and a band?"