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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I meet someone for the first time, I avoid telling Titanic jokes because they're terrible at breaking the ice."

"I'll need a weekend to recover from this weekend."

"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."

"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."

"Why do you never play uno with a mexican? Because they will steal all the green cards."

"My six year old niece made up this joke. I think she may be a comedic prodigy. Why did the sweater go to boot camp? To warm up!"

"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."

"Universe's odds of existing? Near impossible. Humanity's odds of existing? Near impossible. My chances at a relationship? Well... I make the other odds look like a 1 in 6 roll on loaded dice."

"I love giving my girlfriend orgasms. Too bad she just spits them out."

"If a fly does not fly, is it a walk? /music plays"