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Joke of the Day
"Which popstar cuts down trees? Michael LumberJackson"
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"If you woke up naked in the woods with a condom up your ass would you tell anyone? No?.. Wanna go camping?"
"Want to hear a great joke? Well then fuck you because I'm typing off a keyboard."
"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"
"Why don't they have driving classes and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? Because the camels get tired."
"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"I would not recommend eating at the new Star Wars themed restaurant... The burgers are chewy"
"[Watching 101 Dalmatians with a cute girl] Hold up, hold up. Pause it, please. Thanks. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,"
"The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples.. dozen tit make scents"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Coda ! Coda who ? Coda paint !"