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Joke of the Day

"Girls vs Guys How come that when a women sleeps with a bunch of guys, she is considered a slut but when a man does it, he is considered gay?"

"how many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."

"Your body is a temple. Mine is a graveyard."

"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."

"What do you call a work out routine done by a sexy robot? An erector set. I'll see myself out."

"Why don't you have sex with a nameless man? Because no matter what you call him, he won't come. Edit: spelling"

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh Ten tickles"

"What is a ghost's favorite airplane? BOO!eing"

"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."