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Joke of the Day
"(Neighbor, curious): What's wrong with little Timmy? (Mom, sad): He went to Jared."
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"What's the opposite to Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken!"
"What do nine out of ten people agree on? Gang rape."
"Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester... Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds."
"those Ringling Bros elephants are hanging out in my backyard doing coke in my jacuzzi again"
"'I'm not going to school today' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me.' 'Why ?' 'Firstly you're 35 years old. Secondly you're the principal.'"
"When someone tells me that they have no life I usually respond with this... Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A Select Start"
"What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? Free delivery."
"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""
"How do you know your GF is getting fat? She starts fitting in your wife's clothes..."