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Joke of the Day

"Have some self confidence Mexican restaurants. Take that hamburger off the menu."

"What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time? He over*dos*'d ^^^^I'll ^^^^see ^^^^myself ^^^^out"

"Mathematically speaking.. The average person is mean. :-)"

"I've just been to the Travel agents to pick up my spending money for my trip to Greece. How the hell am I going to get these 100 goats onto the plane?"

"I got arrested for breaking into the Chinese restaurant. Don't worry, my attorney said that I'll probably wok."

"In my defense, they should have been more specific about which part of the restaurant I was supposed to ""Drive Thru"""

"I had a turd the other day that looked exactly like George Bush. I shit you not! (It even tried to declare war on me)"

"My goal was to lose 10 pounds this year... ~Only 15 more to go!!"

"I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better."

"I can't stop watching myself on this Walgreens surveillance monitor. Crazy how the camera adds 40 pounds and a limp!"