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Joke of the Day

"When ever My wife is cooking, I like to walk up behind her, slowly stroke her hair and whisper into her ear... ""Let's order a pizza."""

"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."

"If life gives you melons. You're probably dyslexic."

"Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy."

"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""

"What did the banker get for Christmas? My 401k"

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"Me: Who's a good boy? Dog: I thought we settled this."

"I asked my friend if drinking Metamucil because I love the taste of orange juice is weird She said, ""no... regular people do it all the time!"""

"Trump is like a racehorse.... If it aint running, it's just an ass."