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Joke of the Day

"Remember alcohol is NEVER the answer. ""Why can't I get it up?"" Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer."

"A hipster has just died Welcome to heaven, says god. The hipster turns back : no way, I'm going to hell before it's cool"

"I'm playing dead at work right now so nobody will talk to me. Everyone is screaming. Probably should have used less fake blood."

"Why'd the chicken cross the Mobius strip? To get to the same side."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aida ! Aida who ? Aida more than I drink !"

"Did you hear about the discounts at Darth Maul? I heard they're going to cut the sales by half"

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"Unfortunately, but sometimes a woman can't find herself a man. She doesn't like the drunken ones, and the sober ones doesn't like her."

"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."