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Joke of the Day

"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"

"No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse."

"What is the square root of 69? Ate something...."

"Rule number one of the English language: The use of double negatives is a big no-no"

"Why is there no gang violence on the space station? Because it is a zero G environment."

"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."

"*takes a picture of food for Instagram* Food: delete it"

"Helen Keller walks into a bar Then a chair, then a table."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 'ate' 9 xD"

"Look at the name 'Morgan Freeman' and then TRY not to read things in Morgan Freeman's voice. See? You can't."