1935
Joke of the Day
"Women always say they want security... When I'm around."
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"I'm at my quickest when I try to follow someone out of the bathroom so I don't have to touch the handle."
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam."""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."
"I like how politicians always address us like we are positive, civic-minded, motivated people. I think we're all a bunch of fat jerks."
"What is the greatest show of trust in a person? Letting a cannibal give you a blowjob."
"Why can't Mexicans cross the border in three's? Because there's no TRESpassing"
"My wife put on her panty hose backward... So I chewed her ass out."
"Have you heard the joke about the deaf guy? He hasn't."
"Just burned 2000 calories That's the last time I'll leave brownies in the oven while I nap"