1935

Joke of the Day

"Women always say they want security... When I'm around."

"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."

"My 8yo knows exactly how many hours are left until Christmas but can't remember to flush the toilet."

"I just bought a thesaurus from the book store, however when I got home I found that all the pages were blank! I have no words to describe how angry I am."

"Tim Cook announces iPhone charger cord to be long enough to reach a socket, Apple stock price quadruples."

"I was asked on a biology test ""what is most commonly found in cells"" Black people was the wrong answer..."

"A cannibal walked into a female patient's surgery room... ""I'll take the eggs, please."""

"[Programmer Joke] Why did the int drown? Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)"

"Why is K-9 another term for a dog? Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10."

"What do you call a Vulcan sheep? Shbaaaaaaaahk"