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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotapus."
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"what do you get when you eat all of the potatoes? *chuckle* they're all gone!"
"Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio"
"I like to keep my collar popped. I ain't no collar back girl."
"Yesterday, Bill Clinton endorsed Newt Gingrich's immigration policy Today he's endorsing Herman Cain's domestic policy."
"What's Irish and never comes inside? Patty O'Furniture."
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