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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Mexicans cross the border in three's? Because there's no TRESpassing"
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"A man came home to find his wife in bed with a stranger. ""What the hell are you two doing?"" He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, ""See, I told you he was stupid."""
"Why was the wall in a store? Because it's wal-mart."
"I try and avoid picking up turtles on the side of the road. Just in case they're in the middle of a race."
"How long does an owl live? Six and a half books."
"What does robbing a Scotsman get you? Kilt"
"Just got my wife a matching bag and belt set for her birthday. Let's hope the vacuum cleaner works better now."
"Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it."
"I had issues with my wireless mouse... ...so i got a cable cat and now my problems are solved"
"How did the Australian make the Olympics? He koala-fied!!!!! Buh-duh-tss"