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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam."""
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"Ugh, who has time to work out?... I say before a 45 minute nap."
"How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia? Glue bread to the ceiling."
"*watches man fall off of bridge on TV.. ""Bartender, can you get me that drunk?"""
"If I had to guess at the religion of Daniel Day Lewis... I would probably have to say Methodist   [What are the rules of Daniel Day Lewis?!](http://imgur.com/gallery/NDOov4L)"
"What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common? nothing"
"My uncle died from a turtle stampede. It was a slow death."
"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss   I made this up myself!"
"New warning label: Quitting cigarettes significantly increases the amount of money you will have for pot."
"Im excited to have Tubman on the twenty So we can use black people as currency again"