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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? ""Dam."""

"Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in my shower or if he took one look at me naked and then leapt willingly to his death."

"Have you heard of the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines everywhere."

"A lot of people say that alt-right would be good for America. I'll try it if Ctrl-alt-delete doesn't work."

"I did a theatrical performance on puns today. It was a play on words."

"Mickey Mouse ""Doc, my knees hurt!"" Doctor: Which knee? Mickey: Disney"

"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."

"Where does a beaver priest live? In a God Dam House!"

"Why don't ants get sick? Because of their tiny little anty bodies"

"My grandfather died during the Holocaust. Fell right out of the guard tower."