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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction"
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"Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in but it's a shame to pull it out."
"Mom, am I ugly? ""Of course not, honey. You have everything a man wants, a deep voice, broad shoulders, facial hair..."""
"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits."
"Not tryin' to brag, but my sex life is like a dormant volcano. It was fiery, but now it's inactive. Also, I killed a bunch of villagers."
"I can see Alaska from my window and I live in [Joisey!] (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/photo-galleries/2016/01/23/blizzard-2016-brings-flooding-snow-to-new-jersey/)"
"What's brown and sticky? A stick. ^^^^^I'll ^^^^^just ^^^^^see ^^^^^myself ^^^^^out ^^^^^now"
"I want to open a donut shop called Hole Foods."
"nsfw: For the first time in a nominee debate, we know who has the largest penis."
"*boss walks in Me: I lost my contact Boss: Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk? Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave"