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Joke of the Day

"*hostage situation* Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE"

"CNN reports Hurricane Patricia ""hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity."" Did they expect wealth-based discernment?"

"Why did the mexican push his wife over the bridge? ""Tequila"""

"I had to nickname my dick... (NSFW) SunnyD, because kids love it!"

"Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on a technicality."

"I commonly known for arguing over what gives an object weight Some people say I'm a mass debater"

"How do cows do math? A cow-culator. haha haha ha ... ok, I'll leave."

"Pants Up Don't Loot"

"In the 17th century, villagers would burn down entire neighborhoods to combat diseases such as bubonic plague, typhus, and gluten."

"""How many volunteers do we have for my evil army?"" 384 my liege ""Ok, round them up"" 400 my liege"