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Joke of the Day

"Jurassic World Fight That fight scene at the end was really intense. I can't help but think those dinos will be sore tomorrow."

"Canadians would be chagrined to know how many Americans think a ""Vancouver"" is a big tarp for your VW microbus."

"What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl? In Sink!"

"I'm amazed they make so many cars without turn signals. Seems like that would be a requirement on a vehicle."

"If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? If not, do you wanna go camping?"

"They call me the human Hoyer lift... because I'm good at picking up fat chicks."

"They say milk is good for your teeth..you know what else is good for your teeth..minding your own damn buisness"

"I almost got my fingers stuck in my cheese grater. It's one of my greater fears."

"Guy asks his girlfriend to tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. She thinks for a few seconds and replies.... Your penis is bigger than your father's."

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"