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Joke of the Day

"What color were Hitler's walls? Jewish Red"

"I ate 23k pounds of cream cheese yesterday. BUT, there were nuts in it and I yelled FITFAM the whole time so technically it was health food"

"Minnesota is my favorite state that sounds like it's a small soft drink."

"""Male""-Sexual Don't worry, that doesn't mean I'm gay It just means, anything that comes in a mailbox... ...makes me want to cum in a mailbox."

"Divorce: Step 1: She throws all your shit in the street Step 2: The judge says you have to give it all back to her."

"When I get overly proud of America, I simply remember that in 1999 we made Mambo No. 5 a number one hit."

"If you were against pencils you would be ... Erasist"

"Today we are offering the twin tower special... Two can dine for $9.11. Desert is $7.47 each."

"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"

"I HAVE BEEN TO FOUR DIFFERENT FABRIC STORES LOOKING FOR THIS 'WIFEY MATERIAL'! WHERE COULD THIS TYPE OF MATERIAL BE!?"