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Joke of the Day
"Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green."
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"Who did the dyslexic man sell his soul to? Santa. /cringe"
"Did you hear about the guy who entered a joke and 10 puns in a contest? The joke won, but no pun in ten did."
"A Man Goes In For His Annual Check-Up With The Doctor The doctor tells him, ""You need to stop masturbating"" The Man Asks ""Why"" The Doctor Replies, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""
"What did one sandstorm at a nude beach say to the other? Haboob"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about egoists... but I'll keep that one for myself."
"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."
"Dentist: Did you deliberately loosen this tooth? Me: Why would I do that? D: ok...[extracts tooth & hands me a lolly] Me: *winks at camera*"
"Why doesn't God like grapefruit? Because he doesn't fucking exist."
"What did a tree say to another tree? Nothing, trees can't talk!"