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Joke of the Day
"What did the werewolf eat after he'd had his teeth taken out? The dentist."
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"Heart of a lion My grandad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from Edinburgh zoo."
"Just lean back in your chair and say ""caloric"". It's exhilerating."
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"I started work at a drilling site and left soon after. It was a boring job."
"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."
"How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time? Ohh.. About a handful."
"Did you hear how Argentina lost the game? heard it was pretty Messi"
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