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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the streaker who ran naked through a church? The priest caught him by the organ"

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"Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so... My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!"
"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."
"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."
"I would rate my skill at psychic abilitys... medium."
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."
"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better."
"My gf asked if I liked her more than I like chicken, and all I could say was ""well I have known chicken longer..."""
"What Is Brown and Rhymes With Snoop? Dr. Dre"