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Joke of the Day

"What does Bill Clinton say to Hilary after sex? I'll be home in 20 minutes"

"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"

"I asked the local prostitute if she could do something kinky so she put a set of jumper cables up my ass... Don't get me wrong, I liked it, but I couldn't believe how much she charged me!"

"Keep your friends close and your enemies in the freezer."

"Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump? Because orange is the new black."

"Bro: *on phone* Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE! Dude: You're so whipped. Bro: What? I just got her to rent Babe instead of The Notebook."

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. I had to break up with her. She was seeing somebody on the side."

"Why are bass guitarists always standing at the front door? Because they don't know when to come in."

"Why did the prostitute cross the road? To go to the motel with her client so they could have some fucking privacy."

"The fish said to the... no the fish over heard... dammit that's not it... Okay I had a really good fish joke but forgot it, be patient walleye think it over."