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Joke of the Day

"Bro: *on phone* Babe. Babe. Babe. Babe. BABE! Dude: You're so whipped. Bro: What? I just got her to rent Babe instead of The Notebook."

"Does Lance Armstrong enjoy cycling? Of course he does! He has a ball!"

"What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate? Sandy Hook."

"What's the difference between an erection and a Ferrari? [whisper] I don't have a Ferrari."

"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"

"I had a friend who was a mushroom He was a fungi."

"If love didn't hurt, it wouldn't be called love...it would be called tacos."

"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."

"Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling."

"If you took the Facebook IQ Test and it determined you're a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the results."