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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"
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"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."
"Kmart always smells like if Walmart was found dead in its apartment after three days."
"Michelle takes Sasha and Malia on a trip to Paris for the week. Wanks Obama."
"A blind man stands in a store whirling a dog around his head with the leash. A saleswoman asks ""May I help you, sir?"" ""Nah, just looking around."""
"I lost my job at the calendar factory Because I took too many days off."
"Cats love it when you give them a mohawk"
"I named my house ""shape"", now I'm always in shape."
"What did Helen Keller's friend say to her? (offensive) You should try blind dating."
"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"