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Joke of the Day

"I spent 20 years traversing across the globe searching for the best mustache... ... Until I realized the best mustache was right under my nose the whole time"

"how many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh TEN TICKLES AHAHAHHAHAHAHA this is my favorite joke"

"WHat's the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the gas chamber"

"I'm so out of shape Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me"

"Wedding day Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't that great, but let me tell ya the reception was great."

"What would make Batman really salty? Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-Cl-"

"Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system? It's just what we tend to do"

"YOLO You Only Love Owls."

"Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork."

"I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent and now he'll never have any friends."