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Joke of the Day
"If you eat too many salted pretzels on Halloween, what happens the next day? November thirst."
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"Gynecologist defined The only person who looks for problems in a place where everybody else gets pleasure."
"""Don't quote me on that."" -anonymous"
"No one wants to be the sofa king But they all think they're sofa king funny."
"Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer."
"So a blonde rips a particularly fragrant fart Some buddy says ""k there, that smells like **diarrhea**!"" Blonde replies ""Oh, well that's funny because I don't remember eating diarrhea."""
"Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake."
"I loaned my friend $15K for plastic surgery... And now I don't know what he looks like."
"I remember the days when I wasn't addicted to Facebook...I also remember eating, sleeping, going out, returning calls, making eye contact,"
"Not all fat people are jolly Some of them are women"