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Joke of the Day
"If spiders ever figure out how to become ghosts, we're screwed."
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"I use to be terrified of speed bumps... But I slowly got over it."
"""One mans trash, is another mans treasure"" I guess thats a good way to say that your girlfriend is a whore..."
"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"
"A joke my Google pixel told me Two fish are in a tank and one says to another,""how do you drive this thing"""
"A is for Apple - Hester Pryne"
"DIVORCED BARBIE Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie? A: All of Ken's stuff."
"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke"
"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."
"So I met a vegan. I'd finish the joke, but she's still talking."