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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack? Well you call him porkchop"
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"Dis earing letters? There's an 'app' for that."
"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"
"The people who wear Bluetooth headsets always look like the people least likely to ever receive phone calls."
"[OC[ what do u call a fireman with aids (first porst)) i am 9 yrs old btw UR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!222222"
"Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT."
"What kind of blaster would you ambush Darth Vader with? I would use a sandblaster."
"BEST ADVICE: Be happy in front of people who don't like you, it kills them."
"Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire? He threw his arm out."
"God hates fags The smoke annoys him."