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Joke of the Day

"What is a missionary's favorite car a convertible"

"Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics? Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border"

"I'm as bored as a slut on her period."

"When I drink alcohol... Everyone says that I'm alcoholic But When I drink Fanta... No one says I'm fantastic."

"I think Facebook is ruining my life. I'm going to log off and I'm not coming back...for at LEAST an hour!"

"I'll say it again: It's no fair that black people get the entire month of February, while fat people only get a Tuesday."

"I just made this one up: What kind of Internet creep can swim the fastest? A TOR pedo."

"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"

"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."

"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"