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Joke of the Day

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."

"""Pick a lane! Any lane!"" - I hate commuter magicians."

"I had a dream I was going to the zoo to throw poop at the monkeys. No, not my own poop, thats just gross. Poop I found on the way to zoo."

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"The phone cops got a new case. It fit snuggly."

"How do you make five pounds of fat attractive? You put a nipple on it."

"What do you call a Russian with Tourette's syndrome? Yukanol Fukov"

"Q: Why was the willow weeping? A: He was unpoplar."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !"