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Joke of the Day

"The real reason Batman only comes out at night is because he'd get disastrous tanlines wearing that mask during the day."

Next Joke
 
"Just finished up some dusting. And by dusting I mean I blew on a shelf and then sneezed 6 times in a row."
"San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't ""kickslide"" my bag around. What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people."
"(Blows you a kiss with chip crumbs hitting your face)"
"What do all Pedophiles have in common They're all Fucking Immature Ass-holes"
"The keurig machine at work acts like its going to give me coffee, but it turns off at the last minute. I feel like I'm getting brew balls."
"Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie? 'CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!"
"What is the singular form of binoculars? telescope"
"ME: I got pizza sauce on my mouse. I need a new one. IT DEPARTMENT: You should just be able to wipe it off. ME: Too late, I ate it."
"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"