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Joke of the Day

"They say sex burns as many calories as running 5 miles.... WHO THE HELL RUNS 5 MILES IN 30 SECONDS !!!"

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"What's Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"This blizzard in NYC was just like my boyfriends penis lees than expected"
"What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? A: They're both trigger-happy."
"How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian.... I'll get my coat..."
"I bought a locket today and put my own picture in it.... Now I can truly think of myself as Independent."
"A chinese couple had a baby The baby turned out to be white. The father looked sternly at the mother and said: ""Two Wongs don't make a white."""
"What do you call an angry paraplegic? A steamed vegetable."
"There's a bipartisan group petitioning for medical marijuana as an option for arthritis patients. In other words, there's joint support for joint support for joint support."
"I got it from my daddy? PSY How do you like my Pun? PSY-ber Monday lol"
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