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Joke of the Day
"What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch? Namaste."
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"My Christian friend got caught masturbating to a hymn It gave a whole new meaning to 'O Come All Ye Faithful'"
"If someone writes ""you are"" I immediately assume that they don't understand the difference between you're/your and are playing it safe."
"FACEBOOK A place where couples wish they were single and the singles wish they were couples."
"Senior Year? More like sleep and beer."
"On my deathbed I'll be so glad I watched tons of tv & didn't travel."
"is it me or is it tired in here? hahahahaahaa"
"What is a salad's favorite type of road? A bowl-ivard"
"My son came to my crying today and said, ""Dad, when you are at work, Uncle Dave touches me."" Couldn't believe it.. My own son... A fucking snitch"
"Did you hear about that nightclub for birds? Was Rave'n"