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Joke of the Day

"What does Mike Tyson eat after a long time on twitter? Tweets of course! ....and then your family."

"Never seen anyone in Nandos or McDonald's pick up an appropriate amount of napkins - you're cleaning up after a burger not a double homicide"

"Why was the black man so tall? ...Because his knee grows."

"Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie? The Cinemon."

"Two flies are sitting on a piece of shit One fly cuts a fart, and the other fly goes, ""Hey, I'm eating here!"""

"I really love spicy foods ...but the Ghost pepper is my a-chilis heel."

"My wife left me due to my obsession for classical music.. I hope she takes me Bach"

"15 Is The Age Where You Either Look Like 11 Or 25."

"""My husband had a heart attack while having sex with me."" ""I'm so sorry, ma'am. At least he died doing what he loved."""

"Girls named Miranda never think it's funny when you tell them they have the right to remain silent."