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"Gave this artichoke the heimlich maneuver and now he's artiokay."
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"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""
"boy: camp counselor, is it true that in some places they don't wipe after using the toilet? jared: shh... let's not talk while making love."
"You know what's the saddest part of North Korea getting hacked? It won't get to see this."
"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"
"I love 80s Rock It always makes me Bon Jovial"
"When life gives you melons... ... you might be dyslexic."
"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."
"What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda"
"I like how this car asks me if it's safe to move in reverse. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GETTING MARRIED???"