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Joke of the Day
"What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear? Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out."
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"Disease doesn't care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!"
"What time is it when. You have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"In the old days you could send your kid to the store with a note to get your cigarettes. Now they need a mask and a knife."
"4 said he went potty and I asked if it was number one or number two. He said number 7, and now I'm terrified to go into the bathroom."
"To get to the other side. Why did the chicken use the time machine?"
"eer booze and fun!' 'What happened when the barman died? The police held an inn-quest"
"[1st date] DATE: When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME [leans across] Oh really? DATE: Yes"
"Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car? She got tired of all that Cruise control."
"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."