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Joke of the Day
"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"
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"What's the difference between onions and your mother-in-law? You don't cry when chopping your mother-in-law."
"Lawyer: As My Lord knows,... Judge: Don't presume I know it, counsel. Lawyer: Beg pardon. *clears throat* As My Lord ought to know..."
"I've seen enough episodes of ""Cops"" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces."
"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"Enjoying an adult beverage in moderation and not bothering any fine ladies from the internet."
"It's like taking candy from a baby - A GOOD IDEA IF YOU DON'T WANT THE BABY TO LOSE ITS FEET TO DIABETES BEFORE IT TURNS ONE."
"Why girls live longer than boys???? SHOPPING"" never causes HEART ATTACKS, but,""PAYING the ""BILLS"" does"
"Variants for running. Variants for running:- 1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you. (If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)"
"A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The police . . . . . . . They're the police you racist cunt."