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Joke of the Day
"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"
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"What are a psychoanalysts first words to a suicide bomber? ""What makes you tick?"""
"What did Saint Patrick say when he drove all the snakes out of Ireland? ""Everyone got seat belts on back there?"""
"I Am a spy who has worked for the Mossad the last 23 years. Ask Me Nothing."
"My friend was knocked down and killed by a speeding truck full of designer Versace dresses The police said he was a fashion victim"
"My mate is setting up a helpline for men who are addicted to masturbating..... I hope he pulls it off....."
"Where does a general keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"How do you sink a norwegian submarine? Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)"
"Why don't male dogs date? They think all women are bitches. ... Dogs are terrible people."
"Why does a blonde nurse carry around a red pen? To draw blood."