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Joke of the Day

"*National Spelling Bee Final - Spell cyclops. - Use in a sentence. - Cyclops have one eye. *winks at audience - C-E-Y-E-C-L-O-P-S."

"Sorry I didn't text you back, but my phone recognized your number."

"When rapping in my car, I hold my phone to my ear so passersby think I'm on an intense business call."

"I'd like to give a shout out Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is."

"What brand of car would the Roadrunner be? Jeep Jeep"

"An amazing talking dog"

"What does Sean Spicer call emails? Alternative fax."

"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop lap-dancing. I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""