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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."
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"If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain,..... Can a hooker get laid off?"
"It's like my nana always used to say: If you really hate him that much, just marry him and then get fat."
"Never Marry A Tennis Player Love means nothing to them."
"What do you call an angry witch? Ribbit."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wipe."
"*goes in bank with finger guns* This is a robbery! ""no one'll take you seriously-"" *switches to double barrel finger guns* ""do what he says"""
"*wipes pizza grease & sauce off mouth* *eats napkin*"
"Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead? I didn't even know he was sick!"
"I wrote a poem that says: I dig, you dig, they dig, we dig It isn't pretty, but it is very deep."