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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris was what Willis was talking about."

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"Where did the fortune-teller go on her vacation? To Palm Beach."

"If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide."

"There are only 1,300 subscribers to the new Fappening sub after the ban. The other 100,000 came and left."

"For Christmas I asked for the best looking person around The next morning I woke up in a box"

"I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

"I'm not convinced faith can move mountain's But ive seen what it can do to skyscrapers"

"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."

"You know how after you get off a boat, your body still feels like its on the boat for a while after? I'm like that with beds."