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Joke of the Day
"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."
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"My hell is a giant Bath & Body Works store ...where all the women answer yes/no questions with ""stories""."
"Being a FEMALE is a matter of BIRTH, being a WOMAN is a matter of AGE, but being a LADY is a matter of CHOICE..."
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."
"The word of the day is legs... Spread the word!"
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Salmon"
"Cop: You know your license's expired? Me: Didnt even know it was sick. Cop: Haha! Me: HAHA! Cop: Hehe.. Me: Eheh.. Cop: Step out of the car."
"My sister asked me to take off her clothes ;) 'No way! You're my sister!' 'But I incest.'"
"My friend asked what the difference between sin 135 and cos 135 I told him, ""just change the sine."""
"Welcome to the movie theater snack bar! Have some crunchy popcorn, noisy cup of ice, crinkly candy bags, maracas, bubble wrap, and a parrot!"