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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a baseball player who watches porn? A master batter"
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"""Just the tip,"" I whisper seductively to the pizza delivery guy, hoping he fulfills my fantasy of not charging me for the pizza."
"When a guy tries to talk to me while at a urinal I instantly slide over and start pissing in his urinal too. See how friendly he really is"
"bungee jumping A kid walks up to his mom and asks, Mom, can I go bungee jumping? The mom says No, you were born from broken rubber and I don't want you to go out the same way!"
"I ordered my latte wrong at that new gypsy coffee place and now my shadow is a horse shadow"
"What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common? Pants 50% off"
"Here's a joke I made when I was a kid: What do you call an empty anthill? VacANT! . . . I'm sorry."
"One. How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"God Said to Phil ""Come Forth and Receive Eternal Life."" Phil came fifth and received a toaster."
"Where does a race on the Swedish border end at? The Finnish line."