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Joke of the Day

"Mostly men lie before the elections, sex and after fishing."

"I went to the Zoo today but they only had one animal and it was a dog... It was a shit zoo"

"""Is this the burn ward?"" ""Yes can I help you?"" ""You need to admit my mom, I told her that her casserole was ass-erole."" ""Stop calling here."""

"Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000."

"I wish people would stop making fun of me for being fat. I have enough on my plate as it is."

"Bilbo Baggins walks into a strip club and sees his cousin making it rain on a stripper. Unimpressed by this, he proceeds to shout... ...""Don't Fro Doh""."

"I can't wait until I'm 69. It's going to be hilarious."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"

"Michael J. Fox What is Michael J. Fox's favorite song? Shake it off"

"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."