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Joke of the Day

"whats the difference between a girl and a bus? ""What's the difference between a girl And a bus"" ""What?"" ""As more people that go in the bus the tighter it gets"""

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Hot."

"Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too!"

"I wonder if the first person to ever pop corn thought they were under attack."

"I'm more afraid of the shitty music my family is going to play at my funeral than I am of dying."

"""I was going to watch a German football team play today, but I couldn't leave the house because I don't know where I left the key."" ""Bayern?"" ""No, I checked the mantelpiece."""

"Q: What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months? A: An Apple turnover."

"What do you call a prostitue from Maui? ""Hana Ho"""

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just check for fresh prince"

"When someone looks at your baby pictures and jokingly says ""Aww you were so cute! What happened?"" Bitch, I got sexy, that's what happened."