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Joke of the Day
"Why does 71 like 68? Because 68 69 70."
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"Trump says that Obama founded ISIS but in his defense Donald thinks that founded is a synonym for ""located"""
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"Knock knock (....) Interrupting journalist (.. Bang Bang.... bang!"
"I hate when I mean to type 'porn links' but I type 'pork links' and then suddenly I'm horny AND hungry."
"""I'm the world champion of hearing,"" I lied to the girl at the bar. 20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw"
"I've heard that imperial system has a lot of advantages. As a European, I only see fl oz."