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Joke of the Day

"Why did the religious bull get mad Because he had a bi-son"

"Two guys walk into a bar.. The third guy ducked."

"Today a preacher told me that Jesus died for me, it made feel feel horrible.... I didn't even know the poor guy was sick!"

"If my mobile provider started charging 3 times as much as their nearest competitor but there was no voicemail, I'd still stay with them."

"If you don't have a bucket list, then put ""make bucket list"" on your ""To Do"" list. nnYou don't have a To Do list?nnnnJesus, what ARE you?"

"I finally found an onramp for the road to success!!!! It was closed for construction."

"My barber asked me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe You're gonna be the one that shaves me (shaves me)"

"How does Voldemort seal his mail? With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)"

"Relationship status: fell out of bed while reaching for a donut"

"Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena."