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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to make a ""two drums and a cymbal fall off of a cliff"" joke, but um... ...tsh."
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"Why do Mac users have such high electricity bills, but low gas bills? They don't have windows."
"Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !"
"Thank god attorneys let us know they're attorneys ""at law"" so we don't assume they're attorneys at garlic bread or something."
"A salmon that jumps on the hook for ya http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdAoQvqh7eY"
"Playing Pokemon Go is like having sex with a cheap hooker... ..You never know what you're going to catch."
"What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening? An Irishman trying to get a tan."
"You take the oxy out of oxymoron"
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who know binary, and those who don't."
"What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches? The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts."