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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man throw his watch out the window? He wanted to see time fly!"
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"The British are making a monument out of rocks to Harry Potter's author When finished, it'll be called the Rowling Stones."
"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."
"I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small."
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? He didn't either."
"What was Hitler's favourite aquatic animal? Adolfin."
"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog."
"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."
"What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small penises. I just wish she didnt have one."